Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Is Whispering Nothing?

"I will buy with you, sell with you, talk with you, walk with you, and so following; but I will not eat with you, drink with you, nor pray with you."
--From The Merchant of Venice (I, iii, 35-39)

Oh, no. I feel it. Here it comes....its a RANT ENTRY!

Teenage angsty-questioning begins NOW:

Why is that one of my better entries was under the influence? Is my writing better because I am liberated by the alcohol pumping through my veins whilst my fingers type vigorously? Should I write everything with a bit of booze in me? Should I become alcohol dependant? Would the boys at school like me more that way?

Secondly (and finally), is it wrong that I like Hugh Hefner's girlfriends and that I don't think their situation is all that weird? Is it bad that I am addicted to their show & have decided to go blonde? Is it wrong that I like their personalities (minus Kendra..she bothers me)? I thought I was such a feminist and now I realize, I love the Girl's Next Door who pretty much stand for everything I don't. Is it bad that I find them interesting and not disgusting? Is it so wrong that when the View had them on and made them feel like shit I felt bad for them? How is it that I sympathize with three girls who like an 80 year-old-man, walk around half naked, and sometimes make really dumb comments? Should I act dumb to get attention? Oh, no, whats happened to me?

Oh, woe is me. Whiney-whine. Angst, angst, angst! Oh what shall become of me!? SIGH-SIGH-SIGH! (Shakes fist in air) WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!?

End of typical blog-style rant

~The Lady~


Jessica said...

I am absolutely in love with The Girls Next Door as well. If I could logically go blonde (without looking really freaky) I would. If I could parade around in lingerie and look as good as they do, I would. And sadly, I think I make stupid comments accidentally all the time.

Sara said...

Okay, I love the Girls Next Door as well! But yeah, except for Kendra.

mary said...

I <3 the Girls Next Door. But not Kendra; she's just dumb and stupid. But I may have a little bit of a girl-crush on Holly. Just a bit.

Meg said...

feel no shame for anything you wrote. it's ok. :)

and with the booze thing? preaching to the choir...

happy almost birthday!

Gwen said...

like omg I LOVE KENDRA

... for real, she's my favorite. haha, i like her laugh and her hair and her messy bedroom.